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D.I.T.D.

Apr 20 '14
queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

(Source: 4GIFs)

Apr 20 '14

dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

image

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Apr 20 '14
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Apr 20 '14
tatt00s-and-br0kenhearts:

kalikimbro:

buddha-has-a-boner:

mountainhippie:

This is basically what you see on acid.

YES ^


At first it wasn’t moving and I was like woah how do y’all all see a wolf when you’re tripping hahaha

Fuck yeah acid

tatt00s-and-br0kenhearts:

kalikimbro:

buddha-has-a-boner:

mountainhippie:

This is basically what you see on acid.

YES ^

At first it wasn’t moving and I was like woah how do y’all all see a wolf when you’re tripping hahaha

Fuck yeah acid

(Source: assholeshavefeelings)

Apr 20 '14
shavingryansprivates:

he’s coming

shavingryansprivates:

he’s coming

(Source: onlinepunk)

Apr 20 '14

kiransingh:

“Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth”

“Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind”

Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance

image

Apr 20 '14
"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"
(via qvesadilla)

(Source: anachronica)

Apr 20 '14

(Source: fauxpasdreams)

Apr 20 '14

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(Source: crocs5evabruh)

Apr 20 '14

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.